Monday, March 19, 2012

Apocalypse Depot Zombie Archives

The Zombie Patriot Brigade Archives
Where the stories of the undead go to live! 



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The archives are open to both the living and undead. Updated news and information will be added to the archive as it is received from the the Zombie Patriot Brigade field commanders somewhere out in the wasteland. The archive is here to inform, entertain and assist all those affected by the current zombie apocalypse...Which side are you on?

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Seattle Zombie Eats Eyebrow of Surrogate Human After Not Getting Fed Enough at Wedding Reception
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Kim Jong Un's Uncle Jang Song Thaek Really Ended up In a North Korean Vending Machine as Zombie Snacks... Well, At Least the Tasty Parts Did

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Feral French Zombie Goes Hannibal Lecter Style with a Side of White Beans - Oui, Oui! 

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New York Zombie Cop Just Wanted to Roast Women Like Holiday Turkey
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THE ZOMBIE PATRIOT BRIGADE
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Zombie Dining Day Deals in Syria and U.N. Zombie Congress Meets to Discuss Undead on Undead Violence
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The Apocalypse Depot Halloween Week - Stop Zombie Bullying Now! - Campaign is Underway!
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AirTran - Fly the Zombie Friendly Skies!
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Vampiric Zombie Attack in Papua New Guinea Horrifies Village
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Is Your City On the U.S. Zombie Tour? Support Your Horde!
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Update on The Heart Chomping Zombie of Baltimore's Morgan State University
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Mercury Mutants We Will Be! Environmental Backwardness Spiraling (bulb) into Zombification of Populous
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Pakistani Zombie Brothers In Protective Custody for Cooking Up Human Curry Dish
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The Zombieland Twinkie Diet Works! Some Day Very Soon, Life's Little Twinkie Gauge is Gonna Go... Empty!
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All you Zombies Hide your Faces! Holy Moses Met the Pharaoh Yeah, He Tried to Set Him Straight!
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Mud Zombies Rising in Pittsburgh as Summer Solstice Occurs!
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SK9 Perimeter Functions on The Byzantine Zombie Daily
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Zombieland Revealed - North Korean Knuckle Sandwich with Head Cheese or Fat Plumper Kim Jong Un Makes a Better T.V. Dinner Than Tyrant
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A Preface to CDC Officials Head to Underground Bunker to Escape Spread Of Deadly Antibiotic-Resistant Zombie Bacteria
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Mosin Nagant Zombie Home Defense With Bayonet
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Plan for Class 1 Zombie Outbreak like it was a Class 4 Outbreak - Proof Class 1 is here!
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CDC Officials Head to Underground Bunker to Escape Spread Of Deadly Antibiotic-Resistant Zombie Bacteria
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Miami Zombie Eugene Rudy's Toxicology Report Comes Back Negative For Bath Salts...  Or Is Obamacare Zombie-Friendly Under the Death Panels Section?
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World War Dead, Medium Rare Please or Are We Ready for the Redeker Plan?
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Evidence show Winter Zombies Plagued Jamestown Colony
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Zombie Eats 95 Year-Old Grandmother in Aix-en-Provence, France - Oh La La!
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Pittsburgh's Carnegie Mellon University Prof Hopes to Answer Why Zombies Drag Feet and Moan "Brains!"
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