Wednesday, January 1, 2014

Apocalypse Depot Archive 2014

5 September 2014

22 August 2014


British National Jihadist Have History of Executing American Journalist



James Foley 2014
American journalist James Foley beheaded by 'British' jihadist in horrific Islamic State video. Islamic State released the horrific footage of a jihadist, who spoke with a southern English accent, apparently beheading the American photojournalist James Foley.

Daniel Pearl 2002
Daniel Pearl was kidnapped while working as the South Asia Bureau Chief of The Wall Street Journal, based in Mumbai, India. He had gone to Pakistan as part of an investigation into the alleged links between Richard Reid (the "shoe bomber") and Al-Qaeda. He was subsequently executed by his captors.
In July 2002, Ahmed Omar Saeed Sheikh, a British national of Pakistani origin, was sentenced to death by hanging for Pearl's abduction and murder.


25 July 2014


Friday Night Revolution- Pennywise - "Let Us Hear Your Voice"

Crank it!  Because You Still Can!

"Let Us Hear Your Voice"

We don't want your laws.
So take 'em back right now.
They're bullshit anyhow.
It's time we had our say.
The injustice cannot stay.
They stabbed us in the back.

*lyrics below



There's a rebellion on ice
And you'll pay the price
As your freedom fades away.
Dishonesty is high,
So won't you even try
To stand up for your rights and say.

We don't want your laws.
So take 'em back right now.
They're bullshit anyhow.
It's time we had our say.
The injustice cannot stay.
They stabbed us in the back.

And you can feel it bleeding if your heart's beating now.

So let us hear your voice.
They said we have a choice.
But I don't believe
They really meant it so.
We're gonna call their bluff
'Cause we have had enough.
Take the power back.
The foundation's gonna crack.

I see the freedom at the end of the road.
I've heard so many lies and I've taken the blows.
Give it to me. Take it from me. Nobody knows.
Sick of being used and I'm gonna explode.
Total destruction all over the place.
There is so much hate it's a fuckin' disgrace.
Everyone is blind; can't see through the lies.
But they aren't even looking at the wolves in disguise.

So will you hear the call
Or let the judgements fall.
This is it so wake up let's go
And track the liars down
And then remove their crowns
And lash 'em with the binds they hold.

We don't want your laws.
So take 'em back right now.
They're bullshit anyhow.
It's time we had our say.
The injustice cannot stay.
They stabbed us in the back.

And you can feel it bleeding if your heart's beating now.

So let us hear your voice.
They said we have a choice.
But I don't believe
They really meant it so.
We're gonna call their bluff
'Cause we have had enough.
Take the power back.
The foundation's gonna crack.

I see the freedom at the end of the road.
I've heard so many lies and I've taken the blows.
Give it to me. Take it from me. Nobody knows.
Sick of being used and I'm gonna explode.
Total destruction all over the place.
There is so much hate it's a fuckin' disgrace.
Everyone is blind; can't see through the lies.
But they aren't even looking at the wolves in disguise.

And you can feel it bleeding if your heart's beating now.

So let us hear your voice.
They said we have a choice.
But I don't believe
They really meant it so.
We're gonna call their bluff
'Cause we have had enough.
Take the power back.
The foundation's gonna crack.

I see the freedom at the end of the road.
I've heard so many lies and I've taken the blows.
Give it to me. Take it from me. Nobody knows.
Sick of being used and I'm gonna explode.
Total destruction all over the place.
There is so much hate it's a fuckin' disgrace.
Everyone is blind; can't see through the lies.
But they aren't even looking at the wolves in disguise.

So let's hear your voice
Or we won't have a choice.
Haven't we had enough today?
Rebellion's on ice
But we'll pay the price.
Don't let our freedoms fade away.


15 July 2014


The Department of State Warns of Crime and Violence in Honduras and Headed Our Way!

The Department of State continues to warn that the level of crime and violence in Honduras remains critically high and that shit is headed our way!  The U.S. State Department is debating whether or not Honduras should replace Mexico as the biggest shit-hole in the Western Hemisphere and if they should let more Hondurans or Mexicans freely cross the southern border.

Here are some fun facts on Honduras!

  • Since 2010, Honduras has had the highest murder rate in the world.
  • The Honduran Ministry of Security recorded a homicide rate of 75.6 per 100,000 people in 2013, while the National Violence Observatory, an academic research institution based out of Honduras’ National Public University, reports that the 2013 murder rate was 79 murders per 100,000 people.

Members of the Honduran National Police have been known to engage in criminal activity, including murder and car theft and acting as coyotes.

Border?  What Stinkin' Border?!
Transnational criminal organizations also conduct narcotics trafficking and other unlawful activities throughout the country, using violence to control drug trafficking routes and carry out criminal activity

Kidnappings remain a concern and are believed to be under-reported. Since January 1, 2012, four cases of kidnapped U.S. citizens were reported to the U.S. Embassy.



Apocalypse Depot Says Stay Safe Wastelanders!


17 June 2014


U.S. Department of Central Scrutinizing Says Stay the Hell Out of Iraq

This Obama Makes Me and My 72 Virgins Chuckle
The U.S. Department of Central Scrutinizing warns U.S. citizens against all but essential travel to Iraq because shit is about to hit the fan.

On June 16, the Department of State began relocating some staff members from the Embassy to the Consulates General in Basrah and Erbil and Iraq Support Unit in Amman.

U.S. citizens in Iraq remain at high risk for kidnapping and terrorist violence.  Methods of attack have included roadside improvised explosive devices (IEDs), including explosively formed penetrators (EFPs); magnetic IEDs placed on vehicles; human and vehicle-borne IEDs; mines placed on or concealed near roads; mortars and rockets; and shootings using various direct fire weapons.

These and other attacks frequently occur in public gathering places, such as cafes, markets and other public venues.  Numerous insurgent groups, including the Islamic State in Iraq and the Levant (ISIL), previously known as al-Qa’ida in Iraq, remain active and terrorist activity and violence persist in many areas of the country at levels unseen since 2007.

The U.S. government considers the potential threat to U.S. government personnel in Iraq to be serious enough to require them to live and work under strict security guidelines.

U.S. citizens should avoid areas near the Syrian, Turkish, or Iranian borders, which are especially dangerous and not always clearly defined.

If you do find yourself in any of these regions try and bend over and kiss your ass goodbye!

U.S. citizens may obtain the latest security information or other information about Iraq by contacting the U.S. Embassy, located in the International Zone, via email, or by accessing U.S. Embassy Baghdad's website.  The after-hours emergency numbers are 011-964-770-443-1286 or 011-964-770-030-4888 (from the United States) or 0770-443-1286 or 0770-030-4888 (within Iraq).  As cell phone service is unreliable in Iraq, emergency calls may also be placed through the Department of State at 1-888-407-4747.

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14 April 2014


Obama and EPA to Tax Cow Farts or Would You Like Gas-X With That Double Methane Burger?

Early this week President Obama and the Environmental Protection Agency declared war on the rear ends of cows and are focusing on implementing a new tax to curb cow farts or methane emissions.  This is not some bad fart joke but true Obama Administration thought and policy.

Apocalypse Depot would like to recommend not taxing a cow's ass but to use a few boxes of COW GAS-X to help with the bloating, pressure and methane release.

Poor, Poor Bessy.




24 March 2014


U.S. State Department Gets One Right on Travel Warnings For Ukraine and Crimea after Mulling Internal Policy of "What Difference Does It Make?"

For reasons that are evident the U.S. Department of State mulled over it's internal policy of  "What Difference Does it Make?" and decided that it does make a difference this time to announce the alert for Ukraine and Crimea. The State Department travel warningfor Ukraine and Crimea was announced on March 21st.  The announcement warns U.S. citizens to defer all non-essential travel to Ukraine and to defer all travel to the Crimean Peninsula and eastern regions of Kharkiv, Donetsk and Lugansk due to the presence of Russian military forces in the Crimean Peninsula, and in Russia near the Ukrainian border.

The situation in Ukraine is unpredictable and could change quickly.  U.S. citizens throughout Ukraine should avoid large crowds.  Those in Kyiv should keep away from the downtown areas of Kyiv near Independence Square and government buildings.  U.S. citizens should be prepared to remain indoors for extended periods of time should clashes occur in their vicinity.

Stay Safe Wastelanders!

Here is the latest State Department Travel Warnings and Alerts brought to you by Apocalypse Depot

Ukraine Travel Warning
Mali Travel Warning
Egypt Travel Alert
Russian Federation Travel Alert - Events in Ukraine
Mauritania Travel Warning
Haiti Travel Warning
Iraq Travel Warning
Afghanistan Travel Warning
Thailand Travel Alert
Saudi Arabia Travel Warning
Somalia Travel Warning
Algeria Travel Warning
Pakistan Travel Warning
Israel, The West Bank and Gaza Travel Warning
Lebanon Travel Warning
Yemen Travel Warning
Russian Federation Travel Alert - Sochi Olympics
South Pacific Cyclone Season
Philippines Travel Warning
Mexico Travel Warning
Nigeria Travel Warning
Republic of South Sudan Travel Warning
Honduras Travel Warning
Libya Travel Warning
Venezuela Travel Warning
Iran Travel Warning
North Korea Travel Warning
Eritrea Travel Warning
Central African Republic Travel Warning
Democratic Republic of the Congo Travel Warning
Sudan Travel Warning
Colombia Travel Warning
Burundi Travel Warning
Chad Travel Warning
Syria Travel Warning
Tunisia Travel Warning
Kenya Travel Warning
El Salvador Travel Warning
Niger Travel Warning


04 March 2014


Preserving Your History is a Personal Responsibility - Give Your Story Flight with Historifly

Will Your Story Go Down In History? 


Preserving your own history is an important personal responsibility.

Whether a family member fought for freedom in a world war, served and protected in your city, laid the strong brick foundations around town or was responsible for your proper upbringing and teaching you right from wrong -Our family histories are chapters in the big book of history. 


Take time to learn and preserve your history so future generations will know the true meaning of American history and how your family played an important part in it.  




THEY CAN NEVER TAKE YOUR HISTORY FROM YOU!


Visit www.historifly.com to find out how you can tell your story.




04 February 2014


State Department Sounds New Alarm on Travel to Israel and Unveils Employee Protocols and Gas Mask Update

Israel has had a long-standing policy
of 
issuing gas masks to its citizens
The U.S. State Department recently issued a travel warning for Israel and unveiled the safety protocols that it's employees use for travel through Israel, The West Bank and Gaza Strip.  U.S. civilians travelling to Israel should consider these travel rules and protocols that government employees abide by:

  • U.S. government personnel are not permitted to conduct official or personal travel to the Gaza strip;
  • U.S. government personnel are restricted from conducting personal travel to most parts of the West Bank; travel for official business is done with special security arrangements coordinated by the U.S. Consulate General in Jerusalem;
  • U.S. government personnel must notify Embassy Tel Aviv’s Regional Security Officer before traveling in the areas of Israel surrounding Gaza and south of Beersheva, as well as to the Golan Heights;
  • U.S. government personnel are not permitted to use public buses anywhere in Israel or the West Bank due to past attacks on public transportation.

Issuing of Gas Masks
The Government of Israel has had a long-standing policy of issuing gas masks to its citizens and, starting in 2010, it began issuing replacement masks.  It stopped this distribution process in early 2014, but does not rule out starting it again at any time, in response to regional events. Visitors and foreign residents in Israel are not issued masks and must individually procure them, if desired.  The U.S. Embassy and Consulate General do not provide gas masks for persons who are not U.S. government employees or their dependents.

Syria and Northern Israel
Rocket attacks into Israel from Lebanon have occurred without warning along the Israeli-Lebanese border. Tensions have increased along portions of the Disengagement Zone with Syria in the Golan Heights as a result of the internal conflict occurring in Syria.  Sporadic gunfire has occurred along the border region. There have been several incidents of mortar shells and light arms fireimpacting on the Israeli-controlled side of the zone as a result of spillover from the fighting in Syria.  Travelers should be aware that cross-border gunfire could occur without warning.  Furthermore, there are active land mines in areas of the Golan Heights, so visitors should walk only on established roads or trails.  The Syrian conflict is sporadic and unpredictable.  U.S. government personnel must notify the Embassy's Regional Security Office in advance if they plan to visit the Golan Heights. 

Gaza Strip
Travelers to areas of Israel in the vicinity of the Gaza Strip should be aware of the risks presented by small arms fire, anti-tank weapons, rockets, and mortars launched from inside Gaza toward Israeli cities and towns.  These attacks can come with little warning.  Some rockets have reached areas in central Tel Aviv, the Bethlehem area south of Jerusalem, and Beersheva.  Gunfire, rocket, and mortar attacks in the regions immediately bordering Gaza are a regular occurrence.  Visitors to these areas should remain aware of their surroundings and of the location of bomb shelters and should take note of announcements and guidance provided by the Home Front Command.  

Travelers should also be aware of the heightened state of alert maintained by Israeli authorities along Israel's border with Egyptsince an August 2011 terrorist attack that killed eight and injured nearly 40 people along Route 12, north of Eilat.  There have been subsequent cross-border incidents from Egypt, including rocket attacks and ground incursions, such as an attack that took place in August 2013 and one on January 20, 2014. 

The West Bank
The Department of State urges U.S. citizens to exercise caution when traveling to the West Bank. Demonstrations and violent incidents can occur without warning, and vehicles are regularly targeted by rocks, Molotov cocktails, and gunfire on West Bank roads.  U.S citizens have been killed in such attacks.

The Gaza Strip
The Department of State strongly urges U.S. citizens to avoid all travel to the Gaza Strip, which is under the control of Hamas, a foreign terrorist organization.


Contact Information for U.S. Embassy Tel Aviv

Assistance for U.S. Citizens
U.S. Embassy Tel Aviv
71 Hayarkon Street
Tel Aviv Israel 63903

Telephone
(972) (3) 519-7575
Emergency Telephone
(972) (3) 519-7551
Fax
(972) (3) 516-4390, or 516-0315
Email: amctelaviv@state.gov

27 January 2014


A Guy Tagged #40 and His State of Decay Address and Waiting for Reagan

Are You Waiting?
The Apocalypse Depot recently sat down with that guy who helps around the vault agriculture shed and wanted to share his story - because it is real. He's an educated, hard working, family guy who tries to pursue the American dream. To protect him from the NSA and other spying assholes we will call him #40 as this is his age. Since the current King took power in 2008, #40 has been laid off 3 times from the small business and corporate world - most recently January 2014.  With every lay off came another job search, a hand shake, a smile, renewed hope, false optimism, decreased earning opportunities, a few years of employment and then a sit down with the chief, bad economic news and a goodbye handshake and on to another job search.  This is what is called an unwanted pattern in normal non-socialist circles.

This employment fiasco began upon the election of the current King and in the month of his first inauguration, #40 lost his first job.  The pattern is too clear: 3 lost jobs from 2009 - 2014.  #40 laughs at the idea of Economic Recovery, Added Jobs and Stability.  He remembers as a child his parents prosperity during the 80's and continues to ponder "Where is his Reagan?"

#40 is confused about the current King's priorities of Immigration, Health Care, 2nd Amendment and Hawaiian Golf.  These would all be icing on the cake, if the cake was baked properly.  Most of the vault dwellers around here want some long term prosperity - even stability would be kind.

#40 is not the only one believing that we are in a State of Decay.  Here are some writings from zerohedge.com:

"In January 2009, the number of "officially unemployed" workers plus the number of Americans "not in the labor force" was sitting at a grand total of 92.6 million.  Today, that number has risen to 102.2 million.  That means that the number of working age Americans that are not working has grown by close to 10 million since Barack Obama first took office."

For now #40 will paddle back into the job search lineup hoping to catch and surf that employment wave just a little bit farther this time.

Enjoy the State of Decay address on Tuesday - January 28, 2014

Also - I remember when the '84 Olympic games in Los Angeles when Americans were allowed to show their patriotism and love of country - now you are told by the central scrutinize to hide your colors.

Stay Safe Wastelanders and Secure Your Perimeter - And if anyone is hiring a let #40 know!

15 January 2014


U.S. State Department Warns Citizens That Mexico is Extreme Hellhole

The U.S. published a travel warning on January 9, 2014 for anyone idiot enough to head south into Mexico.  U.S. citizens have been the target of violent crimes, such as kidnapping, carjacking, and robbery by drug cartels in various Mexican states.

The number of U.S. citizens reported to the Department of State as murdered in Mexico was 71 in 2012 and 81 in 2013.

During the first 11 months of 2013 kidnappings nationwide increased 32 percent over the same period in 2012

Mexico suffered an estimated 105,682 kidnappings in 2012; only 1,317 were reported to the police. Police have been implicated in some of these incidents. Both local and expatriate communities have been victimized. Almost 90 kidnappings of U.S. citizens were reported to the U.S. Embassy and consulates in Mexico between April and November of 2013.

U.S. citizens are encouraged to lower their personal profiles and to avoid wearing conspicuous jewelry or clothing bearing logos of U.S. sports teams or military themed apparel which that may identify them as U.S. citizens. U.S. citizens are encouraged to maintain awareness of their surroundings and avoid situations in which they may be isolated.

Carjacking and highway robbery are serious problems in many parts of the border region, and U.S. citizens have been murdered in such incidents.

The Department imposes restrictions on U.S. government employees' travel in Mexico.  Since July 2010, USG employees are prohibited from driving on non-official travel from the U.S.-Mexico border to or from the interior of Mexico or Central America.

I wonder if the Mexican government posts travel warnings for all of those chicos and chicas crossing their northern border into America?  Why blame Canada when you have hell on your southern border.

Read the Dante's Inferno of travel warnings

13 January 2014


Zombie Monday Presents - The Ramones and Pet Cemetary


Under the arc of a weather stain boards,
Ancient goblins, and warlords,
Come out of the ground, not making a sound,
The smell of death is all around,
And the night when the cold wind blows,
No one cares, nobody knows.
I don't want to be buried in a Pet Sematary,
I don't want to live my life again,



02 January 2014


State of the Perimeter: Stolen Brains, Drowned Zed, Head BBQ and Pig Diarrhea Flavored Bacon

With the new year celebrations over, the Apocalypse Depot is just now getting in reports on how  the perimeter is holding up. Here are the reports and we didn't even have to put a heavy spin on these to make them interesting

Outbreak of Porcine Epidemic Diarrhea (PED) Virus Hits Nation's Porkers
As of Dec. 15, the number of confirmed cases with PEDv totaled 1,764, according to data from the USDA's National Animal Health Laboratory Network. Each case could represent hundreds to thousands of hogs. Porcine epidemic diarrhea virus is a coronavirus that infects pigs, causing porcine epidemic diarrhoea, a condition of severe diarrhea and dehydration.

Read more at Reuters  

Indy Zombie Steals Human Brains For... Cash
Authorities say Zombie Thief David Charles, a 21-year-old Indianapolis ghoul is accused of breaking into the Indiana Medical History Museum multiple times this year and stealing jars of human brain tissue and other preserved material and selling the goo on eBay.
Read more at Indystar.com

New Years Zed Pulled from Central Park Lake
The New York Police Department pulled a body out of the Central Park Lake on New Year's Day.  Reports have it as a suicide but experts know that zombies can't really swim too well and are susceptible to waterlogging.  I'd take caution on this one when the water drains!
Read more at myfoxny.com

Human Skull Served on Paper Plate with a Side of Voodoo Beads
Officers found a human skull just “out in the open,” on a paper plate surrounded by beads on a local hiking trail and a popular park in Oakland, CA.   Apparently a BBQ gone awry!
read more from cbslocal.com


31 December 2013

29 December 2013


Chicago Police Arrest Zombie Hunter For Wrapping Head of Aunt's Zombie Lover for Christmas

Zombie Hunter Alexis Valdez (Credit: Chicago Police)
Zombie Hunter Alexis Valdez was recently arrested by Chicago police for cutting off the head of his Aunt's zombie boyfriend over the Christmas holiday.  The relationship between Valdez's Aunt and the zombie boyfriend was on the down slope as arguments stemming from paying bills to unemployment were on the front burner and getting worse. Zombie Hunter Valdez wanted to lighten the mood and increase the holiday spirit for his aunt by leaving her a  Christmas present... The zombie's head on her bed!

Zombie Silvestre Diaz-Hernandez had his head mashed in by Valdez before he actually lost it.  According to CBS Chicago, Valdez confessed to killing Diaz-Hernandez with a hammer, by hitting him several times in the head and smashing a hole in his skull and then cut off the head, ears and nose and gouged out the eyes. A bit of overkill for a seasoned zombie hunter, as he should of known any damage to the brain would have done the trick. He then placed the head on his aunt’s bed.

Merry Christmas Aunty!  

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