Feral French Zombie Goes Hannibal Lecter Style with a Side of White Beans - Oui, Oui!

Feral French Zombie Goes Hannibal Lecter Style: French police caught a feral zombie after his gruesome copycat performance of Hannibal Lecter in the French countryside village of Nouilhan.  The Silence of the Lambs ghoul is accused of bashing a 90-year-old man's skull in and then pulling his heart and tongue out and going Fry Faddy style with the meats and then adding a hot heaping helping of white beans to the plate. The wild dinner party caused a ruckus and the Inspector Clouseau's were called in to shut it down. Sky News reported that the Police discovered the mutilated body of the dinner victim with an open wound clearly visible on his side, and a bit of cooked meat on a plate with white beans taken from the old man's fridge.

Timeline of the Feral Zombie’s Smorgasbord Adventure:

• After the dinner of 90-year-old guts, the zombie left the party and assaulted another man on his tractor down the road.  The man suffered a broken shoulder and was lucky not to be basted in BBQ sauce and crock potted into a nice pulled man sandwich.  The victim was thought to have said next time he will be riding an American John Deer with better pick-up and top speeds.

• After gnawing on shoulder bones the zombie then entered another house looking for dessert but quickly was repelled by undead sniffing hounds and and a scatter gun carrying zombie hater.

• The zombie finally gave up on his cuisine rampage when he could not find the dessert of "chilled French brains" that he had so desired.

• Police finally caught him before midnight. The Chief Inspector Clouseau - Chantal Firmigier-Michel was was possibly overheard saying, Oui, Oui – we got the bastard!

Zombie agents from the World Health Organization (WHO) and America's Center for Disease Control (CDC) were called into to investigate the dinner party and released the following details:

1. The zombie had apparently been roaming aimlessly for two to three days without sleeping.
2. It acted because of voices, messages that he was receiving and that were telling him to act in this way.
3. A psychiatric assessment determined he was suffering from a 'mystic delusion' at the time of the crime.

The zombie's attorney is appealing the case on the premise that the undead have to eat and refutes that the his client is to be tried under the law of the living as because he is a zombie and therefore … dead.