Rare Hoodwinker Sunfish Hoodwinks Investigators in Southern California

There is a report from one of the allied vaults on the west coast that a rare sea monster has washed up on a Santa Barbara, California beach.  Propaganda station 4 has images and comments from the ongoing marine investigation.

Here is part of the report that got through the sensors:

A rare fish that looks more alien than aquatic washed up in Santa Barbara County, scientists said Wednesday.

The mola tecta, or hoodwinker sunfish, has never been seen before in the Northern Hemisphere, let alone Southern California. It wasn't that long ago that the fish was discovered to exist at all. This species of sunfish, recently found on a New Zealand beach, was the first to be discovered in the last 125 years.

Something being contemplated by the group of smart people in charge of the investigation is, "It wasn't clear how the fish, never seen before in the Northern Hemisphere, ended up in Southern California."

Hey smart people... you've been hoodwinked by a Hoodwinker!   Were pretty sure because it was a fish... Get Ready For It...  it probably just swam there.

Stay safe out there all of you beach wastelanders - and let us know if you have any good fish fry recipes for stinky hoodwinker.

Fountain of Youth Ruins Rediscovered in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

While scouting the Pine Creek within the North Park perimeter this weekend our advanced team discovered the location of the "Fountain of Youth."

According to the preserved history, "the natural stone grotto built around a popular spring in North Park, inscribed with the motto "Fountain of Youth" on the archway. When the golf course nearby fixed the leaks in its irrigation system, the Fountain of Youth dried up, but the grotto remains."

It is just one of those cool places you come across hidden in the woods that livens your interest in local history and stokes and provokes the imagination. The entrance backs up into the hillside and when you get close you can still hear water inside and also the little feet of creatures... Further scouting will need to be approved by command. The nice thing about this ruin is that it was still intact with no signs of vandals, beer drinkers or cave bears. Will provide further reports as they come in from the field...