There is a report from one of the allied vaults on the west coast that a rare sea monster has washed up on a Santa Barbara, California beach. Propaganda station 4 has images and comments from the ongoing marine investigation.
Here is part of the report that got through the sensors:
A rare fish that looks more alien than aquatic washed up in Santa Barbara County, scientists said Wednesday.
The mola tecta, or hoodwinker sunfish, has never been seen before in the Northern Hemisphere, let alone Southern California. It wasn't that long ago that the fish was discovered to exist at all. This species of sunfish, recently found on a New Zealand beach, was the first to be discovered in the last 125 years.
Something being contemplated by the group of smart people in charge of the investigation is, "It wasn't clear how the fish, never seen before in the Northern Hemisphere, ended up in Southern California."
Hey smart people... you've been hoodwinked by a Hoodwinker! Were pretty sure because it was a fish... Get Ready For It... it probably just swam there.
Stay safe out there all of you beach wastelanders - and let us know if you have any good fish fry recipes for stinky hoodwinker.
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