Vault 9, For Wastelanders Like You
Vault 9 is a rebuild of the old Apocalypse Depot that was run by SK9 Perimeter Functions in the age of uncertainty (2009 – 2017). During that uncertain time, The Apocalypse Depot was a wholesaler of parody, interpretational news, prepper lore, zombie news, humor, stupidity, wasteland travel warnings and a sprinkling of whatever was needed to keep the fires burning.
In the dark days the free flow of truth and information was challenged by the Collective. The Collective proclaimed salvation for all under their guise of truth and regularly belched forth manipulative propaganda which today, is known as Fake News. Many wastelanders fell to the Collective's influence.
Only a few of us pushed back. Those that fought back became beacons of light in the otherwise dark wasteland. A few brave outposts, which included The Apocalypse Depot, held together as a bulwark. They fought back with their own brand of patriotic propaganda and brought balance and truth back to the land.
The Collective was ultimately defeated and retreated into the uninhabitable quarters of the wasteland.
Freedom won.
A flickering neon sign used to hang over the entrance to the main market house at the old Apocalypse Depot vault and it read... Scouring the Outer Wastes to Stoke and Provoke With "Head Shaking" Propaganda! 24/7 - This Stuff is Always Half True.
We were there, it was provoking, it was head shaking, it was ridiculous and we like to think it turned the tide.
Today the Collective is back with a Fake News vengeance.
And so is The Apocalypse Depot.
Welcome to Vault 9!
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