Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Borrows Cow Fart Regulations From 2014 Obama Playbook!

It turns out that AOC is a big fan of the Daily Caller! Actually we're not sure she even reads but her new Green Deal Cow Death Fart Plan seems eerily similar to a 2014 Daily Caller report on President Obama's plan to tackle cow farts.

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Obama and EPA to Tax Cow Farts or Would You Like Gas-X With That Double Methane Burger?

Early this week President Obama and the Environmental Protection Agency declared war on the rear ends of cows and are focusing on implementing a new tax to curb cow farts or methane emissions.  This is not some bad fart joke but true Obama Administration thought and policy.

Apocalypse Depot would like to recommend not taxing a cow's ass but to use a few boxes of COW GAS-X to help with the bloating, pressure and methane release.

Poor, Poor Bessy.

Read the full 2014 Daily Caller Article - REPUBLICANS WARN OF A FEDERAL TAX ON COW FLATULENCE.