Zombie War Archives 2013
Zombie shenanigans are popping up in Syria. Abu Sakkar commander of the Farouq Undead Brigades, one of the largest units of the Free Syrian Army has been caught on tape snacking Hannibal Lecter style on the heart of a fallen Syrian soldier who was loyal to Bashar Assad.
The undead Abu Sakkar exclaimed, “I swear to God, soldiers of Bashar, you dogs – we will eat your heart and livers! Takbir! God is Great! Oh my heroes of Baba Amr, you slaughter the Alawites and take their hearts out to eat them!”
Now The International Committee of the Red Cross and the Geneva Convention prohibit mutilation of the dead. “Mutilation of the dead is actually a fairly rare occurrence in well-disciplined armies. This is probably as much the result of a general revulsion at such conduct as from a fear of criminal punishment,” notes H. Wayne Elliott. But what Elliot fails to address is that Undead on Undead mutilation is not covered under the Geneva Convention. Later on this month the U.N. Zombie Congress will meet to discuss the rules of the Necronomicon and Zombie war crimes.
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